/u/El-Vertabreako's posts in /r/CultCinema
"Pocket Ninjas" (1997) - Have you ever wanted to see a "3 Ninjas" knockoff with a fraction of the budget and Robert Z'Dar? How about Gary Daniels dressed as an American Flag despite being British? Balloon fights? Creepy, magical, color coordinated monkey demon masks? Well do I have a movie for you.
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"Creepozoids" (1987) - This bad movie classic is one of the many, many, low budget knockoffs of "Aliens". This one stands apart from the rest due primarily to featuring Linnea Quigley and for being an early entry into the filmography of infamous bad movie director David DeCoteau. And the ending.
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"Violent Shit 3: Infantry of Doom" (1999) - This movie almost defies explanation. I have seen it now a handful of times, and still struggle to detail the plot to any degree of certainty. All I can say is it has no budget, a lot of absurd gore, Nazi zombies, stop-motion rape, ninjas, bad dub, etc...
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"Ninja the Final Duel" (1986) - A fun entry in the Wu Tang Collection this absurd kungfu flick contains unequal parts; Hare Krishna, Water Spider Assault Unit Ninjas, a black monk from Harlem, and music from "Ghostbusters". Footage from this was later used for "Shaolin Dolemite" with Rudy Ray Moore.
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"Pistol Whipped" (2008) - As far as Seagal movies go this is better than most, but that's not really saying much. Lance Hendriksen, former Cpt America (and son of J.D.) Matt Salinger, and Renée Elise Goldsberry ("Hamilton") all pick up a paycheck. Goldsberry however had to kiss Seagal. Poor girl.
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