/u/EldritchVulpine's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have always loved children, and always wanted someone to give me one of my own.

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It was just supposed to be some fun for July 4th.

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After waking up from another 'your teeth have fallen out' nightmare, I check to see all my pearly whites still intact.

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Despite hearing horror story after horror story, I've never had a problem as a delivery driver.

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My social anxiety makes it really hard for me to say no.

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Do you know why you should always use a VPN online?

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She was cuter in the coffin then she'd ever been on our dates.

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Mom said I was a good big sister who could handle it until the twins stopped teething.

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[JUN22] Curiosity killed the Cats

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All those stories you've read that say you'll die for having read them are true.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have always loved children, and always wanted someone to give me one of my own.	405
It was just supposed to be some fun for July 4th.	78
After waking up from another 'your teeth have fallen out' nightmare, I check to see all my pearly whites still intact.	32
Despite hearing horror story after horror story, I've never had a problem as a delivery driver.	25
My social anxiety makes it really hard for me to say no.	23
Do you know why you should always use a VPN online?	20
She was cuter in the coffin then she'd ever been on our dates.	16
Mom said I was a good big sister who could handle it until the twins stopped teething.	15
[JUN22] Curiosity killed the Cats	9
All those stories you've read that say you'll die for having read them are true.	7