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I just adopted the wonderful baby boy that I've wanted to raise as my own since the very moment I met him.

3060 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My father is angry with me for not wanting to be in the family business.

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My dad told me that if I want the other kids to stop picking on me then I have to assert my dominance.

170 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I've told her time and again that I'm trying to take a nap, but she insists on banging at my door.

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"Mom, dad, I'm very happy here, the instructors here have taught me valuable leadership skills and how to be a productive member of society".

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I thought she was one of the most beautiful women in the world, and I told her as such.

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Though I was knocked out of the second floor window, it felt like I had been falling for miles.

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Cell phones are a gateway to another dimension!

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In my youth, many of my classmates looked down on me.

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I gave my favorite toy to my bestest friend in the whole wide world.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just adopted the wonderful baby boy that I've wanted to raise as my own since the very moment I met him.	3060	TwoSentenceHorror
My father is angry with me for not wanting to be in the family business.	691	TwoSentenceHorror
My dad told me that if I want the other kids to stop picking on me then I have to assert my dominance.	170	TwoSentenceComedy
I've told her time and again that I'm trying to take a nap, but she insists on banging at my door.	103	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mom, dad, I'm very happy here, the instructors here have taught me valuable leadership skills and how to be a productive member of society".	92	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought she was one of the most beautiful women in the world, and I told her as such.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
Though I was knocked out of the second floor window, it felt like I had been falling for miles.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
Cell phones are a gateway to another dimension!	35	TwoSentenceHorror
In my youth, many of my classmates looked down on me.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
I gave my favorite toy to my bestest friend in the whole wide world.	27	TwoSentenceSadness