/u/Elphienis's posts

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So yeah, THAT just happened!

307 upvotes • r/TonyZaretOfficial

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Don't fall behind rule

198 upvotes • r/196

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Another milestone for this cherished trend! (Plus a bonus meta meme)

141 upvotes • r/TonyZaretOfficial

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Christians when the naming rights for Christianity gets sold to McDonalds and now they have to read the McBible to learn about Jesus McChrist (the resurrection is now called the McRibbening) (Moses is now Double Quarter Pounder with a Coke) (God is Grimace)

8 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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Katy Perry's handlers when they turn their back on her for one second and she releases a song about strangling babies featuring AI Saddam Hussein

7 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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Bigots when smallots (who are also ethnic minorities)

7 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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Kids when they find out they have a terminal illness but The Avengers don't show up due to understaffing at hospitals (instead they had a video call with the chef from 2 Broke Girls)

7 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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When you realise you wasted your twink years

6 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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Babies will just make this face for no reason fr fr dumb little shits

6 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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Climate activists when they realise the climate enabled Hitler's rise to power (extreme weather might have killed him before then, climate change could potentially take out fascists before they get into power) (please let me keep my truck)

5 upvotes • r/HarveyTown

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
So yeah, THAT just happened!	307	TonyZaretOfficial
Don't fall behind rule	198	196
Another milestone for this cherished trend! (Plus a bonus meta meme)	141	TonyZaretOfficial
Christians when the naming rights for Christianity gets sold to McDonalds and now they have to read the McBible to learn about Jesus McChrist (the resurrection is now called the McRibbening) (Moses is now Double Quarter Pounder with a Coke) (God is Grimace)	8	HarveyTown
Katy Perry's handlers when they turn their back on her for one second and she releases a song about strangling babies featuring AI Saddam Hussein	7	HarveyTown
Bigots when smallots (who are also ethnic minorities)	7	HarveyTown
Kids when they find out they have a terminal illness but The Avengers don't show up due to understaffing at hospitals (instead they had a video call with the chef from 2 Broke Girls)	7	HarveyTown
When you realise you wasted your twink years	6	HarveyTown
Babies will just make this face for no reason fr fr dumb little shits	6	HarveyTown
Climate activists when they realise the climate enabled Hitler's rise to power (extreme weather might have killed him before then, climate change could potentially take out fascists before they get into power) (please let me keep my truck)	5	HarveyTown