/u/EltonJohnWick's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cried with relief when I heard the siren wailing, felt the car slowing to a stop and heard the officer demand the trunk be opened.

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"Look daddy, that cloud looks like a mushroom!"

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I had a miscarriage in a dark alley on my way home from work decades ago.

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Mommy told me never to talk to strangers, but you seem gentle.

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What's silent but deadly?

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Dinner's Ready

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God said, "Let there be Light"

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My sister grabbed the knife and stared me down, saying, "Now we sacrifice the virgin."

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I strangled the last person in the apartment but the voices in my head kept screaming, "NO WITNESSES!"

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I thought I'd get away from it all and spend Christmas alone

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cried with relief when I heard the siren wailing, felt the car slowing to a stop and heard the officer demand the trunk be opened.	748
"Look daddy, that cloud looks like a mushroom!"	74
I had a miscarriage in a dark alley on my way home from work decades ago.	72
Mommy told me never to talk to strangers, but you seem gentle.	40
What's silent but deadly?	27
Dinner's Ready	17
God said, "Let there be Light"	16
My sister grabbed the knife and stared me down, saying, "Now we sacrifice the virgin."	12
I strangled the last person in the apartment but the voices in my head kept screaming, "NO WITNESSES!"	11
I thought I'd get away from it all and spend Christmas alone	8