/u/Embarrassingleader7's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Didn't you know I'm a psychic?

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Anything you can do I can do better.

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I slapped myself in the face in anger because someone just T-bagged me.

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In Cincinnati, there are two kinds of women.

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"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay", I missed you yesterday.

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I'm not like other girls.

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This year for Halloween, my kid insisted on dressing as a Twilight vampire, but he didn't want to be just any vampire.

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My girlfriend and I went to a park for a picnic in the summer, and I grabbed a short drink from the park water fountain.

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Would you like some Chili Honey?

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Who are the top dogs of the lake?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Didn't you know I'm a psychic?	6
Anything you can do I can do better.	6
I slapped myself in the face in anger because someone just T-bagged me.	5
In Cincinnati, there are two kinds of women.	4
"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay", I missed you yesterday.	4
I'm not like other girls.	3
This year for Halloween, my kid insisted on dressing as a Twilight vampire, but he didn't want to be just any vampire.	3
My girlfriend and I went to a park for a picnic in the summer, and I grabbed a short drink from the park water fountain.	3
Would you like some Chili Honey?	2
Who are the top dogs of the lake?	2