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I'll never be a dominatrix because it involves possibly stepping on a butt. NSFW

177 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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At an alpine cave I practiced echoing my name inside and I asked the cave a question stating, who am I?

128 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A cat may have one superpower, but it will also have a disadvantage, so what does a cat have when it surpasses advanced night vision? NSFW

116 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Since we share a bathroom, I named my toilet spider Atom to humanize him. NSFW

77 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My girlfriend forced me to sign a dating contract.

52 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The coffee sat uncovered on the windowsill, ready for a leisurely summer morning.

48 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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It's great to try with comedy in high school essays, and then you packrat the writings for recollection.

46 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I've figured out the most effective way to spread holiday cheer.

45 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The Sergeant would always blow a casket when things weren't in order, and when we gave him annoyed looks, he would yell at the men, threatening to wash the looks off our faces.

44 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A rubber chicken world domination plan was made to capture Walmart and then the Whitehouse.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'll never be a dominatrix because it involves possibly stepping on a butt. NSFW	177	TwoSentenceComedy
At an alpine cave I practiced echoing my name inside and I asked the cave a question stating, who am I?	128	TwoSentenceHorror
A cat may have one superpower, but it will also have a disadvantage, so what does a cat have when it surpasses advanced night vision? NSFW	116	TwoSentenceComedy
Since we share a bathroom, I named my toilet spider Atom to humanize him. NSFW	77	TwoSentenceComedy
My girlfriend forced me to sign a dating contract.	52	TwoSentenceComedy
The coffee sat uncovered on the windowsill, ready for a leisurely summer morning.	48	TwoSentenceSadness
It's great to try with comedy in high school essays, and then you packrat the writings for recollection.	46	TwoSentenceSadness
I've figured out the most effective way to spread holiday cheer.	45	TwoSentenceComedy
The Sergeant would always blow a casket when things weren't in order, and when we gave him annoyed looks, he would yell at the men, threatening to wash the looks off our faces.	44	TwoSentenceComedy
A rubber chicken world domination plan was made to capture Walmart and then the Whitehouse.	43	TwoSentenceComedy