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I couldn't help but listen to Prince's "1999" despite not knowing who he was.

42 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I pull out my hairs when I'm at parties.

38 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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What is red, white, and blue? NSFW

37 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I understand that the rest of the world expects one of us to leave, but I can't believe we both cause horrendous disease.

36 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Why does Thor have such incredible strength?

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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One day at the park, I was struggling and prayed to God to reveal what I should do.

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I had a class back in school titled "Dystopian Erotica."

21 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I've seen a lot of horror movies.

21 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My friend invited me to supper to assist her in the preparation of garlic bread.

19 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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On Valentine's Day, my girlfriend paid me a visit and offered me peanuts as a late-night gift NSFW

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