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Mommy, I'm scared to go to hell because I can't speak in tongues.

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"Mom, I'm not ready to grow up," I say.

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My brother used to tell me lies, and one of them was that people don't stare into the sun because they'd acquire x-ray vision.

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The grave howled and I beckoned her forward.

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Max's teacher called him a bad boy for not doing his homework.

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My grandpa and I like to make fun of one other, and we also agreed that he wouldn't haunt me through a doll when he passed away because it would be too much.

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At a haunted house event, a chainsaw-wielding actor ran up to youngsters while shouting to frighten them.

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Mom said I can tickle myself to make you feel better about how you were tickling Mommy to sleep, Daddy.

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A table snapped off its two legs so it could stand on its own two feet.

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I ignored the emoji slipper's presence, which peered into my soul with heart-shaped eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy, I'm scared to go to hell because I can't speak in tongues.	8
"Mom, I'm not ready to grow up," I say.	7
My brother used to tell me lies, and one of them was that people don't stare into the sun because they'd acquire x-ray vision.	7
The grave howled and I beckoned her forward.	6
Max's teacher called him a bad boy for not doing his homework.	6
My grandpa and I like to make fun of one other, and we also agreed that he wouldn't haunt me through a doll when he passed away because it would be too much.	6
At a haunted house event, a chainsaw-wielding actor ran up to youngsters while shouting to frighten them.	6
Mom said I can tickle myself to make you feel better about how you were tickling Mommy to sleep, Daddy.	4
A table snapped off its two legs so it could stand on its own two feet.	4
I ignored the emoji slipper's presence, which peered into my soul with heart-shaped eyes.	4