/u/EmilyIsNotALesbian's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mommy put her middle finger at some scary dude when we were in the car, and it was funny.

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While looking in my neighbors basement, I heard my missing 6 year old whimpering and trying to alert me, seemingly hidden in a suitcase.

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The bright clouds are shining, and the beautiful sun is gleaming. After years of being kidnapped, he's finally up in Heaven.

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I smiled as I handed my new girlfriend the red lipstick she always wanted.

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Staring over the mountain with my baby, I was content with how I'd beaten my memory loss

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Been helping this man in crutches, and he honestly seems like a really nice dude.

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As I washed my baby daughter, I happily thought about my new girlfriend and what she'd be like.

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I've been with this extremely depressed and suicidal woman as a therapist.

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Having dug up her grave, I could finally have sex with her... NSFW

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As a kid, I'd always been fascinated with animals and what I can do with them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy put her middle finger at some scary dude when we were in the car, and it was funny.	83
While looking in my neighbors basement, I heard my missing 6 year old whimpering and trying to alert me, seemingly hidden in a suitcase.	21
The bright clouds are shining, and the beautiful sun is gleaming. After years of being kidnapped, he's finally up in Heaven.	5
I smiled as I handed my new girlfriend the red lipstick she always wanted.	5
Staring over the mountain with my baby, I was content with how I'd beaten my memory loss	1
Been helping this man in crutches, and he honestly seems like a really nice dude.	1
As I washed my baby daughter, I happily thought about my new girlfriend and what she'd be like.	1
I've been with this extremely depressed and suicidal woman as a therapist.	1
Having dug up her grave, I could finally have sex with her... NSFW	1
As a kid, I'd always been fascinated with animals and what I can do with them.	1