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at the core of Christian faith is the idea that Hitler could be in heaven if he accepted the forgiveness of Jesus whereas all the people he cooked might be in hell cooking more because 1. they didn't and 2. they likely died cursing a god that created this universe.

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if you were to be a banana but only on Tuesdays what kind of banana would you want to be

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my little bro asked me to buy him a prostitute for his birthday I said Nuh uh so he said ok how about a crack rock. idk how even get a crack rock but I feel like I need to follow through on this

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what do you call a parent who screams at their baby for being disobedient and then throws them out of the house for it?

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is it true that Anne Frank's family was caught because of the distress of Anne Frank and was it because of the loud noises?

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NVM sorry guys it's not aliens it was the air conditioner turning on sorry false alarm

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Bibble verses day 77

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I want a chatbot that talks to idiots who dm me trying to be creepy so it can just endlessly waste their time

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every question anyone can ever ask has a single answer: 'a hamd sandich'

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I'm sad and angry at everyone for making me sad but mostly myself for letting myself exist

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at the core of Christian faith is the idea that Hitler could be in heaven if he accepted the forgiveness of Jesus whereas all the people he cooked might be in hell cooking more because 1. they didn't and 2. they likely died cursing a god that created this universe.	5
if you were to be a banana but only on Tuesdays what kind of banana would you want to be	4
my little bro asked me to buy him a prostitute for his birthday I said Nuh uh so he said ok how about a crack rock. idk how even get a crack rock but I feel like I need to follow through on this	4
what do you call a parent who screams at their baby for being disobedient and then throws them out of the house for it?	3
is it true that Anne Frank's family was caught because of the distress of Anne Frank and was it because of the loud noises?	3
NVM sorry guys it's not aliens it was the air conditioner turning on sorry false alarm	2
Bibble verses day 77	2
I want a chatbot that talks to idiots who dm me trying to be creepy so it can just endlessly waste their time	1
every question anyone can ever ask has a single answer: 'a hamd sandich'	1
I'm sad and angry at everyone for making me sad but mostly myself for letting myself exist	1