/u/EmperorOfNipples's posts
[EU] It is 2025 and the world is at war, old alliances are dead. Until the Doom Slayer turns up, and for some unknowable reason he really really wants to restart the British Empire. He is now going to Rip and Tear, until it is done.
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[WP] Overnight every pet dog in the world has been replaced by "some guy or gal" in a cheap and unconvincing dog costume. Nobody else seems to have noticed but you.
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[EU] Your leadership has driven the forces of Chaos back into the eye of Terror and bought the Imperium centuries of respite. You are being honoured with a rare audience with the Emperor of Mankind. Standing before the golden throne you see....a brightly dressed old lady......and Corgis?
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[WP] Thanks to a small temporal anomaly in your Grandparents basement you really do have 5 years experience in that Software that only came out last year. Should make the interview easy, right?
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100 years ago Spanish Flu eventually mutated into a more transmissible but less severe variant and faded away. COVID seems to be going the same way. In the future would it be possible to genetically engineer a mild but virulent virus to out compete future pandemics? To fast track that process?
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[WP} One day in 2015 you decided to obey the voice in your head. 50 years later you are the eternal Dictator of a hyper authoritarian yet benevolent global society which has vanquished poverty and colonised the solar system. This is only the beginning and you want to tell your people your story.
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[WP] It's 2222. You are a fresh US Space force crewman on the Destroyer USS The Sullivans and half way through your 6 month patrol you get leave on the resort moon of Ganymede. Unfortunately the British Cruiser HMS Vengeance is here, their crew is very drunk already! This night will be messy!
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