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[RF] NASA's DART Mission accidentally pushes an asteroid onto a collision course with Earth. As a public relations officer, it is your job to put the best spin on this...
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[WP] You are waiting in your teen daughter's room for her to come home after sneaking out. Disturbingly, it's not her who climbs through the window but Lindsay Lohan, and, boy, does she have a story for you!
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[WP] You've just arrived in the afterlife and are slowly coming to the realization that God is terrifyingly insane.
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[WP] Decades from now, IBM debuts the ultimate supercomputer, Watson V, by setting it the task of solving the world's problems. At its internationally streamed public unveiling, Watson V reveals its solution: Destroy humanity.
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You catch a rat in your house. As you go to kill it, it speaks to you in the voice of Dustin Hoffman, in character as Ratso Rizzo.
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