/u/EndOfToaster's posts
[WP] You've been a time traveler for a while now, but when you receive a court summons from a man who claims he invented time, you realize you might not be one much longer.
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[WP] You find a medical machine on an alien world. In dire need of patching up after crash-landing, you activate it without thinking...but the machine, not realizing your species difference, tries to "correct" your anatomy.
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[WP] "In my whole career, and it's been a long one, I ain't never seen one man dodge the same bullet twice."
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[WP] First it was your mother's voice, then your spouse's. When you hesitated to let it in, it meowed like your cat. When you peered out the window, you saw it waiting at the door.
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[WP] A sorceress has promised you a transformation potion. The first two ingredients, basilisk spit and mandrake root, she provides. The third, you must provide...a drop of blood from what/whomever you want to change into.
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[WP] "Will the owner of a four-foot long, jewel-inlaid broadsword please come to the security station for collection?"
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[WP] The you on the screen sighs. "If you're watching this, I'm already dead." Your buddy pauses the video and looks at you, concerned. "Don't ask me," you say, "I don't remember recording that message."
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[WP] You're a rental--one who rents their peak-condition body to the out-of-shape or disabled for 24-72 hours at high rates.
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[WP] Cupid has always been seen as the one who ensures two people fall in love. What no one knows, though, is that unless they find their soulmate, a victim of Cupid's arrows will die in 24 hours.
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