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Every morning I load my revolver with one bullet, spin the chamber, and then pull the trigger to my head.

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"Always aim for the head," she reminded me.

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Upon hearing a window shatter and a man grunting in my kitchen, I ran into my bedroom.

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I jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge while nobody's watching

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I taught my delusional son that the best way to get rid of cockroaches is to burn them.

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After knocking down my kidnapper unconscious, I ran out to the road.

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I replied "peach please" to the server asking my choice of fruit

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While I meditated alone high in the mountains, an alien visited me for a chat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every morning I load my revolver with one bullet, spin the chamber, and then pull the trigger to my head.	1644
"Always aim for the head," she reminded me.	17
Upon hearing a window shatter and a man grunting in my kitchen, I ran into my bedroom.	1
I jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge while nobody's watching	1
I taught my delusional son that the best way to get rid of cockroaches is to burn them.	1
After knocking down my kidnapper unconscious, I ran out to the road.	1
I replied "peach please" to the server asking my choice of fruit	1
While I meditated alone high in the mountains, an alien visited me for a chat.	1