/u/Endulos's posts
[WP] Aliens never developed the concept of clothing, so they were pretty confused on how humans were able to change their "fur" all the time, until one saw a human take their shirt off and ran screaming out of the room in abject horror.
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[WP] On the day Humanity dismantled the final nuclear weapon, they appeared and gifted Humanity a ship to reverse engineer, believing Humanity had finally united. 50 years later the Galactic council realized this was a mistake as Humanities fleet arrived and opened fire.
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[WP] As a newly appointed tax collector, you're ordered by the king to collect the taxes of the kingdoms wealthiest citizen... The local dragon.
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[WP] When the government found out the witch in the swamp was actually raising the children she was exchanging, people thought they'd put an end to it, but surprisingly they overloaded her with resources. Food, money, a housing complex, workers, etc. All to the Witch's confusion.
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[WP] You have the ability to stop time. The Coalition of Evil, the Heroes League and various organizations keep trying to recruit you, but you refuse. You have no interest in being a hero or villian, you just want to eke out a living as the worlds best repairman.
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[WP] You're an insurance agent whose current job is to explain to the recently resurrected BBEG that while death and resurrection are covered under his insurance, "Death by Hero" is not.
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[WP] That ache in your tired old bones returns, signalling rain. Turning to your grandson, you say “Ah, I feel it’s going to rain tonight”. Suddenly, you hear someone scream “WITCHCRAFT!!!” and a mob gathers around you.
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[WP] "Father, if Necromancers are evil and all get hunted down, why is the court wizard allowed to be one?"
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[WP] Every star ship is recommended to staff at least one or two human engineers. A new alien captain scoffs at the idea and flies without any, after all "It's better to have one and not need one, than need one and not have one" sounds like utter nonsense.
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[WP] Years ago your work place accepted a prank delivery to an evil villains lair, ever since that day the villian hasn't left you alone, convinced you were secretly a hero, no matter how many times you explain you were just a pizza delivery driver and it was a prank call.
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