/u/Enoch_Moke's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Nah there aren't any vampires around," say the tour guide as he lead me around the dark castle,

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"None of your business!", the lady in the park exclaimed, refusing to tell me her name for the third time.

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"No, you can't convict me just like that, I needa translator!"

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She shouted the wrong name during sex.

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What's the baby's temperature, is he still having a fever?

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Bowl of rice, some chicken, her favorite veggie dish and some soup, these are the things that I set at my mother's seat at the dinner table.

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"Let me out, you buried me by accident!"

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After eating that expired pie, little Timmy felt ill, nauseous and dizzy.

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My roomate likes to burn toilet paper, saying that he is burning them for the deceased to use.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Nah there aren't any vampires around," say the tour guide as he lead me around the dark castle,	109
"None of your business!", the lady in the park exclaimed, refusing to tell me her name for the third time.	49
"No, you can't convict me just like that, I needa translator!"	37
She shouted the wrong name during sex.	24
What's the baby's temperature, is he still having a fever?	7
Bowl of rice, some chicken, her favorite veggie dish and some soup, these are the things that I set at my mother's seat at the dinner table.	6
"Let me out, you buried me by accident!"	4
After eating that expired pie, little Timmy felt ill, nauseous and dizzy.	1
My roomate likes to burn toilet paper, saying that he is burning them for the deceased to use.	0