/u/Ephoder's posts
John had always loved the concept of time travel. When bored, he’d often fantasize about what he’d do if he had actually time travelled to the past with his memories intact. Now, however, the sight of his supposed-to-be-dead family is more horrifying than exciting.
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[WP] The only reason you even suspected they were aliens in disguise was because they acted in real life exactly how they texted, down to the letter.
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“So you’re saying these pills will get rid of Bob, Sarah, Michael, and all my other personalities, right?” I said eagerly. , “I’m so sorry, Fred,” the therapist replied grimacing, “but I already gave them to Michael.”
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[WP] Being socially scorned by peers for being an unblessed by all the gods amongst humanity sucked. Sulking in the forest, you find an abandoned altar. Cleaning it out of pity, the forgotten deity blesses you. You just wish someone told you earlier that Satan was also technically a deity.
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[WP] My wife told me that someone was following her last night and I was so angry. I've asked the hitman to get the job done without being spotted!
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