/u/Ephoder's posts
[WP] You, a s young soldier, find a wandering war pilgrim during your patrol at the outskirts of the Kingdom. He is carrying a clothing of some sort — It is the flag of a long lost Kingdom, you realize for a second. Hesitant yet curious, you ask, “Who are you?”
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[WP] Your date, in an attempt to strike a conversation, said, “Nice weather, huh?” Instinctively, you reply. “Thank you.” She looks at you confusedly. You freeze. She must not know that you can control the weather.
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The teacher told the class that in the case your clothes caught on fire, you needed to stop, drop, and roll until it went out.
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[WP] I sighed as the Earth stopped rotating and dialed my brother. Did he seriously forget to update the Earth’s software program again!? We were supposed to finish this project years ago!
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[WP] As a sort of a bad joke, you complain to your friends that you’re sick of being the only one to pay the bills, cook dinner, all while being the sole backbone of the family despite living alone. Coming back to the house, you find a ghost sitting at your couch and apologizing for not paying rent.
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[WP] Sitting in class, you were idly cleaning your ears with a Q-tip when your buddy elbowed you and you hear a click when it went in too far. The words “Human Settings” appear floating in the air and no one can see them except for you.
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[WP] You've seen dinosaurs in movies and behind screens, they were big and scary - but absolutely no movie could've prepared you for reincarnating as a Spinosaurus in a fantasy world.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse is upon us. Humanity is in despair, with the population toll going down the drain and anarchy everywhere. This quickly changes once people actually realize zombies don't have a sense of object permanence because of their mental degradation.
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