/u/Epidexipteryx's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] The new queen is in need of a husband, and the princes of other kingdoms aren't quite up to spec. She jokes that marrying a dragon might remedy some diplomatic problems. No one expected the Dragons to take her request seriously.
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[WP] There is an immersive theme park near you, which is themed to a post-apocalyptic mutant monster-ridden Earth. You are walking your dog one day, and you find one of the robot monsters hiding in a patch of trees, clearly in distress and begging for help.
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[WP] The elves have destroyed the human kingdoms and ransacked the dragon realms. Humanity and dragons find a common enemy in the knife-eared bastards.
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[WP] "Wizard, why do cats look like loaves of bread when they lay down?" the child asked. "Well," the wizard said "Let me tell how the Goddess of the oven accidently created our feline friends."
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[WP] You wake up in your shower stall, a wolf emblem branded into your hand, a handful of Euros. You live in Ohio.
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[WP] You run a large horse farm somewhere in upstate New York. You awake one day to find an injured Pegasus tied to your stables.
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[WP] You are meeting with three alien diplomats. Things.have been going very well, save for the translator you wear. One diplomat sounds like a incomprehensible Scotsman, the other has a. Very thick Boston accent, and the last alien sounds like a Valley Girl circa 1983.
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[WP] You wake up staring at your own headless body. The medical examiner seems more amused than scared.
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