/u/Epidexipteryx's posts
[WP] Your spaceship was rendered inoperable by pirates. You get picked by a ship full of undead, however, they have no intention to eat or harm you.
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[WP] The Knight and the Dragon are happily married and have a clutch of adopted wyvern eggs. The Princess now serves as the new ambassador to the neighboring Empire. The Empress is concerned about this.
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[WP] You're a powerful high eleven wizard from high ranking noble family. However, your husband is a mouthy dwarf. You've been trying to slip the fact to your family subtly.
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[WP] You're a powerful psychic that's part of a top-secret military team that hunts other psychics. Your team constantly asks why you hunt your own kind. You say simply say, "because there all megalomaniac assholes."
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[wp] You buy a house built in the 1950s. Upon investigating the old bunker in the basement, you find a robotic "model family". They're harmless enough, if a little confused.
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[WP] A valiant Knight interrupts a summoning ritual for an eldritch monster. The Knight now has a cooing baby abomination clinging to her leg and dead bodies of cultists to deal with.
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[WP] After answering a Craigslist ad, you've become roommates with Anubis, God of the Dead. It's been great so far, but the late night chanting is starting to get old.
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[WP] You are a professional Monster Hunter. You once worked with your best friend, but they died at the hands of a horrible plant monster. You awake one morning to find your friend's corpse at your window, covered in flowers.
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[WP] Due to a cosmic accounting error, you end up with a tool that allows you to import items from video games. You decide to start a business importing items from Minecraft.
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