/u/Epidexipteryx's posts
[WP] You've been exclaiming "Holy Shrimp!", when excited, ever since your Aunt told you to mind you language. Recently, the Church of the Exalted Shrimp has declared you a prophet for their briny God.
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[WP] Your new Stepdad is clearly just the Mothman with a paper bag over his head. You don't mind as he's a great dad.
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[WP] Due to a teleporter error, there are now six exact copies of you. All of you collectively decide to start a band.
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[WP] In great kingdom far away, a young dragon wants to become a knight. The knights are fine with it, but the princess isn't.
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[WP] You buy used laptop off ebay to help with your school work. When you do your physics homework, the computer knows exactly what formulas to pull up. It turns out that a scientist's mind is trapped in the Laptop.
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[WP] It starts with a terrible hankering for tea, then you start to apologize for your every movement. Before you know it, your eating eggs and sausage for your morning fry-up. That's when it hits you, your WereBritish.
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[Wp] You accidently join a carpool group..that travels through multiple dimensions. You've always been able to get to work on time, but the experience just keeps getting weirder.
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[WP] You find a writhing eldritch thing sleeping in your chicken coop, trying to warm under the heat lamp. Despite your better judgement, you invite them inside.
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[WP] Your adventuring party's bard has a loving dragon wife. Things get awkward one day when she's trying to deliver a batch of fresh cookies.
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