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My mom told me the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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I heard about a spider with the psychic ability to confuse it's prey so much it can penetrate their abdomen and lay her eggs, so I got one.

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I got $50 for donating blood.

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My daughter was desperate to be rid of her violent, stalking ex-husband.

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The neighbors are posting about missing pets again.

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You moved me

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34.891988,-119.054989

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I told him I loved him to pieces.

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I've been told by HR that I need to be mindful of my "tone" when disciplining a subordinate.

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I ran through the the dense forest of trees swiftly, thinking "I've lost him".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mom told me the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.	3426
I heard about a spider with the psychic ability to confuse it's prey so much it can penetrate their abdomen and lay her eggs, so I got one.	2016
I got $50 for donating blood.	114
My daughter was desperate to be rid of her violent, stalking ex-husband.	64
The neighbors are posting about missing pets again.	62
You moved me	47
34.891988,-119.054989	46
I told him I loved him to pieces.	41
I've been told by HR that I need to be mindful of my "tone" when disciplining a subordinate.	39
I ran through the the dense forest of trees swiftly, thinking "I've lost him".	38