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On the twelfth day stuck on the Island, we finally resorted to sacrificing one of the adults so that the rest of us could eat.

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When I was a kid, I liked to dress up as the mannequins from Old Navy, stand next to them, and scare people in the store.

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The cries of the half-stitched and bleeding abominations echoed from the back cells, but after fifty years He'd finally done it -- He'd finally created a human being.

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"The strange gas leak causes memory loss before finally shutting down the brain, so shut and seal all doors with whatever you have, block all air vents, and REMAIN INSIDE AWAY FROM THE OPEN AIR" The emergency broadcast droned in an automated voice.

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For my anxiety, I take potent sleeping pills that pretty much knock me out.

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Police informed me that my wife's grave was robbed last night.

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With a decisive step, I rushed the robber, tackling him to the ground and subduing his gun.

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"What's this?" I asked my wife after discovering that one of our fridge magnets was actually a camera.

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The doctors and my parents called it a rare and severe "auto-immune disorder" as justification for keeping me inside at all times and isolated from people.

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Every time you blink, there is a momentary darkness.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On the twelfth day stuck on the Island, we finally resorted to sacrificing one of the adults so that the rest of us could eat.	1763
When I was a kid, I liked to dress up as the mannequins from Old Navy, stand next to them, and scare people in the store.	1230
The cries of the half-stitched and bleeding abominations echoed from the back cells, but after fifty years He'd finally done it -- He'd finally created a human being.	559
"The strange gas leak causes memory loss before finally shutting down the brain, so shut and seal all doors with whatever you have, block all air vents, and REMAIN INSIDE AWAY FROM THE OPEN AIR" The emergency broadcast droned in an automated voice.	336
For my anxiety, I take potent sleeping pills that pretty much knock me out.	254
Police informed me that my wife's grave was robbed last night.	189
With a decisive step, I rushed the robber, tackling him to the ground and subduing his gun.	177
"What's this?" I asked my wife after discovering that one of our fridge magnets was actually a camera.	174
The doctors and my parents called it a rare and severe "auto-immune disorder" as justification for keeping me inside at all times and isolated from people.	141
Every time you blink, there is a momentary darkness.	114