/u/EsausSon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife sleep walks often, so it was not surprising to spot her with my flashlight as she stood in the corner.

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Anyone who says that a .22 pistol can’t protect you from a bear has obviously never used one.

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They found her body today.

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“Babe I think there is someone in the house trying to kill me!”

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“Pleas Jason, let me out of here, I want to go home!”

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Stop coddling the boy, Marie!

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“Die, you nazi bastard!”

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We found the wrecked ship with its doors broken open and a strange language etched into the metal.

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I have the ability to see new colors and fantastic creatures that no one else can!

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The door won’t open, our food is gone and I have a choice to make.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife sleep walks often, so it was not surprising to spot her with my flashlight as she stood in the corner.	90
Anyone who says that a .22 pistol can’t protect you from a bear has obviously never used one.	73
They found her body today.	59
“Babe I think there is someone in the house trying to kill me!”	57
“Pleas Jason, let me out of here, I want to go home!”	56
Stop coddling the boy, Marie!	52
“Die, you nazi bastard!”	47
We found the wrecked ship with its doors broken open and a strange language etched into the metal.	45
I have the ability to see new colors and fantastic creatures that no one else can!	40
The door won’t open, our food is gone and I have a choice to make.	38