/u/EsausSon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The pretty girl from the bar took me home and on the way asked if I wanted to see her pet lizard.

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My wife told me I have a week to start paying more attention to her, or she’s leaving me.

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I opened my eyes to the sound of someone picking the lock on my front door, then walking quietly into my home.

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Using what little funding I had I procured a one man deep sea submarine to search for mermaids, and by god I found them.

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I could hear my dog growling as I lay in bed, so I reached down to pet him and let him lick my hand.

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As I watched the beast beneath the water, I remembered the stories of sacrifices being made to ensure the safety of the village.

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Mr. smith, you are in the highest percentile for success with this procedure.

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The alarm blared through my helmet as I searched for the in wall airline that I could connect to and refresh my supply.

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As the stranger slid over the cliff, he screamed “Please help me, I’m not one of them!”

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My wife thinks the side sensors on our vehicle are malfunctioning because they indicate something is there when she can’t see anything.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The pretty girl from the bar took me home and on the way asked if I wanted to see her pet lizard.	16
My wife told me I have a week to start paying more attention to her, or she’s leaving me.	14
I opened my eyes to the sound of someone picking the lock on my front door, then walking quietly into my home.	14
Using what little funding I had I procured a one man deep sea submarine to search for mermaids, and by god I found them.	14
I could hear my dog growling as I lay in bed, so I reached down to pet him and let him lick my hand.	13
As I watched the beast beneath the water, I remembered the stories of sacrifices being made to ensure the safety of the village.	13
Mr. smith, you are in the highest percentile for success with this procedure.	11
The alarm blared through my helmet as I searched for the in wall airline that I could connect to and refresh my supply.	9
As the stranger slid over the cliff, he screamed “Please help me, I’m not one of them!”	8
My wife thinks the side sensors on our vehicle are malfunctioning because they indicate something is there when she can’t see anything.	8