/u/EvilNoobHacker's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“If you were to die, what songs would you want playing for your funeral?” I asked my dad jokingly.

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You like getting fucked, you cow?

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We all gulped, readying our weapons as we saw the massive, red man and his army of smaller goblinoids surrounding him.

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I didn’t tell you I loved you.

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I decided to turn on The Weather Girls as the storm came in.

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I always played my opponents like a fiddle.

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Lots of stories recently have been talking about getting trapped under ice.

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“Always look forward” was a mantra my mom always told me.

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I looked at the monster in my closet, and smiled, knowing it wouldn’t hurt me.

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Plato once claimed a man was a featherless biped.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“If you were to die, what songs would you want playing for your funeral?” I asked my dad jokingly.	852
You like getting fucked, you cow?	129
We all gulped, readying our weapons as we saw the massive, red man and his army of smaller goblinoids surrounding him.	102
I didn’t tell you I loved you.	89
I decided to turn on The Weather Girls as the storm came in.	60
I always played my opponents like a fiddle.	38
Lots of stories recently have been talking about getting trapped under ice.	34
“Always look forward” was a mantra my mom always told me.	34
I looked at the monster in my closet, and smiled, knowing it wouldn’t hurt me.	31
Plato once claimed a man was a featherless biped.	23