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The kids bullied me, telling me “You’re such a chicken.”

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“But it’s said that an Afghan dog plugged up Noah’s ark with his nose to keep it from sinking, so I was repaying the favor!”

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People use chemicals to remove polish all the time.

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Is there anything that love can’t conquer?

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“Mom, I’m recording Football Manager 2020 for YouTube, could you be quiet?”

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The doctor walked into work, looking at the sick patients laying row by row.

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The child giggled as she snuck downstairs so she could catch Santa putting the presents under the tree,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The kids bullied me, telling me “You’re such a chicken.”	1
“But it’s said that an Afghan dog plugged up Noah’s ark with his nose to keep it from sinking, so I was repaying the favor!”	1
People use chemicals to remove polish all the time.	1
Is there anything that love can’t conquer?	1
“Mom, I’m recording Football Manager 2020 for YouTube, could you be quiet?”	1
The doctor walked into work, looking at the sick patients laying row by row.	1
The child giggled as she snuck downstairs so she could catch Santa putting the presents under the tree,	1