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As everyone should know by now, cats are liquid.

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I asked for the power to make nursery rhymes come true from the genie, and he approved,

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As I finished my speech about the demon’s defeat, everyone started cheering.

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“Hey babe, be careful, it’s said that there are monsters that take people in these woods.”

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I washed my hands, and looked into the mirror, making sure that none of my makeup had started to run.

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I loved her, and I knew she loved me back

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People called the Flat Earth Theory extremely stupid.

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I’ve always gone by the motto that everything needs tone shared.

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The grass is always greener on the other side.

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“Just listen to me. I can fix her!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As everyone should know by now, cats are liquid.	12
I asked for the power to make nursery rhymes come true from the genie, and he approved,	11
As I finished my speech about the demon’s defeat, everyone started cheering.	10
“Hey babe, be careful, it’s said that there are monsters that take people in these woods.”	10
I washed my hands, and looked into the mirror, making sure that none of my makeup had started to run.	10
I loved her, and I knew she loved me back	9
People called the Flat Earth Theory extremely stupid.	8
I’ve always gone by the motto that everything needs tone shared.	8
The grass is always greener on the other side.	5
“Just listen to me. I can fix her!”	4