/u/EvilNoobHacker's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Vampires are real. But they're just like regular people nowadays. They just take a vitamin D multivitamin.
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[WP] There are two things that are certain in life: Death and Taxes. There are 2 things that are certain in death: Pain and Taxes. it turns out the IRS is better at their job then most people expect.
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[WP] You’re the magical hero of legend, who can only be summoned by those in the most dire of situations. One day you appear, ready to fight a demon, when all you see is a small girl, yelling “Help get my cat out of the tree, please!”
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[WP] Putting two discs into one player gets you a movie where the characters of those films meet. You’ve just put together your most and least favorite movie. Things go awry very quickly.
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[WP] You took over a secret organization as a middle schooler that's been secretly trying to take over the world. You hid it by acting as openly edgy as possible. Your biggest fear is the one weirdo who joined you finding out.
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[WP] Write about a bear waking up from hibernation for the first time and being in awe of how everything has changed.
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