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[WP] A murder suspect really wants the cops to know they were doing CrossFit the night of the murder.

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As everyone should know by now, cats are liquid.

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[WP] you wake up on April first. You see a health bar in your top right hand corner, and a massive health bar up top that says “Boss”

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[WP] The world’s heroes and villains team up against the strongest, most morally pure hero to take him down, simply because he’s so naive he doesn’t know his actions have consequences.

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[WP] Dermatologists hate her. Scientists fear her. Hardened men tremble under her gaze. God did not create her, and she is coming.

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[WP] You finally found it, and after years of searching too! The fountain of youth! You immediately take a sip, and your 98 year old body becomes a 21 year old one. The only issue is that you didn't actual grow your body back to its old state: You just body swapped with a 21 year old.

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[WP] You were sent to slay the massive beast, who crushed foes like butter. All the best wanted was something to hug without breaking their back.

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[WP] “If God is real, May he strike me dead!” The next thing you know, you’re standing among the clouds of heaven.

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[WP] We were stupid. We killed off the anteaters, and we only now realize just what horrors they were protecting us from- Ants.

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[WP] You've lived your whole life alone. Not metaphorically, you've been a toy stuck in a box for your whole existence, and your seemingly the only toy in the store with sentience. Now, finally, someone's bought you.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A murder suspect really wants the cops to know they were doing CrossFit the night of the murder.	12	WritingPrompts
As everyone should know by now, cats are liquid.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] you wake up on April first. You see a health bar in your top right hand corner, and a massive health bar up top that says “Boss”	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] The world’s heroes and villains team up against the strongest, most morally pure hero to take him down, simply because he’s so naive he doesn’t know his actions have consequences.	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] Dermatologists hate her. Scientists fear her. Hardened men tremble under her gaze. God did not create her, and she is coming.	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] You finally found it, and after years of searching too! The fountain of youth! You immediately take a sip, and your 98 year old body becomes a 21 year old one. The only issue is that you didn't actual grow your body back to its old state: You just body swapped with a 21 year old.	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] You were sent to slay the massive beast, who crushed foes like butter. All the best wanted was something to hug without breaking their back.	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] “If God is real, May he strike me dead!” The next thing you know, you’re standing among the clouds of heaven.	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] We were stupid. We killed off the anteaters, and we only now realize just what horrors they were protecting us from- Ants.	11	WritingPrompts
[WP] You've lived your whole life alone. Not metaphorically, you've been a toy stuck in a box for your whole existence, and your seemingly the only toy in the store with sentience. Now, finally, someone's bought you.	11	WritingPrompts