/u/EvilNoobHacker's posts
[WP] God rejected you, and sent you to hell. Chiron asked for payment across the river. When you have him arcade tokens as a joke, he laughed, and said “Oh, you play air hockey? Satan’s been looking for competition”.
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[WP] Ghosts are souls that were too good for Hell, but not good enough for heaven. It's usually because they were just boring, but you've met one of the few ghosts who was too chaotic.
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[WP] You’re an author known for writing some of the best realistic fiction of all time, writing about times from ancient Babylon to modern day. The reason? You’re an immortal, just writing about previous experiences you’ve had.
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[WP] What initially looks like a normal love story turns out to merely be the last moments of a fly's life before it gets squashed.
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[WP] And thus, boy met girl... and both of them hated each other's guts for the rest of their lives.
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[WP] “Hey dude I got an actual working McDonalds Ice cream machine here in my brick cellar trust me bro it’s awesome just come down here and get it.”
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[WP] God was shocked as when given a choice, humans chose the humanoid and comforting demons over the incomprehensible and horrifying angels.
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