/u/Excellent_Pear_87335's posts in /r/UnitedNations
Hello Friends. My name is Walter Fredricks. Some of you may already know me. The rest will find out. Some of you have successfully infiltrated the highest echelons of our sacred republic. That control is ending. I have come on behalf of American SKP.
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China ordered a hit on a sitting President utilizing LA3's IV. I'm not here as a USG B. I'm here to let you talk to my kind, whom I represent. I am here to tell you: We can and will be your greatest ally if you are true. RU, I would like to speak.
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Fair question. Turns out China tried to shoot my boss in the head. You have a lot to learn about America. We might fight internally, but you fuck with us and we'll take away everything you have ever loved. I'm pretty good at that last part, so they promoted me. Not good news for some.
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I copy. I would like to drill with you in the future. Your INTERPOL connection in particular. For now, I would like to discuss avoiding a thermonuclear war.
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It's called the Blood Eagle, and it's reserved for pedophiles. I'd like to avoid it but the child trafficking ends one way or another. Our commitments are quite sincere. If that's what it takes, that's what we'll do.
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