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I recently found VHS tapes filled with videos of my childhood memories.

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[MAY23] My best friend had the brilliant idea of revealing the gender of her child through colored smoke.

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Looking at my ex, I said "God, I wish you were dead."

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"You are the only one we will spare."

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I finally killed that damned homeless man that kept bothering me.

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I took a DNA test, and...

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Knowing when you're going to die isn't horrifying.

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Science has found out that reincarnation is in-fact a real phenomenon.

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They say a spirit doesn't rest until the last person stops grieving for them.

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When the magician finished his vanishing act, he asked if I saw my son in the box.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I recently found VHS tapes filled with videos of my childhood memories.	1679
[MAY23] My best friend had the brilliant idea of revealing the gender of her child through colored smoke.	167
Looking at my ex, I said "God, I wish you were dead."	78
"You are the only one we will spare."	74
I finally killed that damned homeless man that kept bothering me.	42
I took a DNA test, and...	36
Knowing when you're going to die isn't horrifying.	29
Science has found out that reincarnation is in-fact a real phenomenon.	26
They say a spirit doesn't rest until the last person stops grieving for them.	22
When the magician finished his vanishing act, he asked if I saw my son in the box.	18