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My ex wife is in jail and I couldn’t be happier

280 upvotes • r/TrueOffMyChest

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I couldn’t log in to Netflix so I knew my ex-wife had changed the password.

62 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"I knew it! I knew you've been seeing someone else!" my wife yelled triumphantly.

50 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I started at the man in the mirror, repeating my affirmations, "you are worthy, you are loved, you are loveable."

46 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Even though my ex-wife just knew I'd fall apart without her, I was just as positive it was the other way around.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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In my twenties and thirties, it was always a happy time to see the announcements of weddings of my friends.

20 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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A piece of metal flooring collapsed and a woman was pulled under the escalator, screaming as it ground her to mush.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was sick to my stomach that I'd never carry a child to term.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It surprised the hell out of me when the detective shot my wife dead after her demand they find the monster who'd mutilated our twin girls.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife is moving to a new state to take care of her mother, and diesnt plan to come back.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My ex wife is in jail and I couldn’t be happier	280	TrueOffMyChest
I couldn’t log in to Netflix so I knew my ex-wife had changed the password.	62	TwoSentenceSadness
"I knew it! I knew you've been seeing someone else!" my wife yelled triumphantly.	50	TwoSentenceSadness
I started at the man in the mirror, repeating my affirmations, "you are worthy, you are loved, you are loveable."	46	TwoSentenceSadness
Even though my ex-wife just knew I'd fall apart without her, I was just as positive it was the other way around.	25	TwoSentenceSadness
In my twenties and thirties, it was always a happy time to see the announcements of weddings of my friends.	20	TwoSentenceSadness
A piece of metal flooring collapsed and a woman was pulled under the escalator, screaming as it ground her to mush.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I was sick to my stomach that I'd never carry a child to term.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
It surprised the hell out of me when the detective shot my wife dead after her demand they find the monster who'd mutilated our twin girls.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife is moving to a new state to take care of her mother, and diesnt plan to come back.	14	TwoSentenceSadness