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"I wish nobody ever gets old," said the granny hobbling painfully.

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As the butcher chopped my head off and plucked off my feathers, I thought it was the end.

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I was so glad to come out of my coma.

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"Polo," I said going close to the little girl's ear; wanting to join their pool games.

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She was enjoying herself on the dance floor, secure in the knowledge that so long as she did not drink anything while clubbing, she could not be roofied.

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Every night, mommy tells me that the man in my closet is not real.

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I kept blaming myself for leaving my wife and baby daughter home by themselves the day baby drowned in our family well.

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I was so worried that my daughter would embarrass me by telling everyone that I had locked her up for wanting to marry a penniless lawyer.

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I never expected to get pregnant from my pet ape.

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I thought I'd heard all the worst things that people were capable of doing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I wish nobody ever gets old," said the granny hobbling painfully.	3407
As the butcher chopped my head off and plucked off my feathers, I thought it was the end.	37
I was so glad to come out of my coma.	20
"Polo," I said going close to the little girl's ear; wanting to join their pool games.	5
She was enjoying herself on the dance floor, secure in the knowledge that so long as she did not drink anything while clubbing, she could not be roofied.	2
Every night, mommy tells me that the man in my closet is not real.	1
I kept blaming myself for leaving my wife and baby daughter home by themselves the day baby drowned in our family well.	1
I was so worried that my daughter would embarrass me by telling everyone that I had locked her up for wanting to marry a penniless lawyer.	1
I never expected to get pregnant from my pet ape.	1
I thought I'd heard all the worst things that people were capable of doing.	1