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The genie told me I could have dinner with any five people from history, living or dead, so I chose Abraham Lincoln, John Dillinger, the Zodiac Killer, Marilyn Monroe, and my dear departed grandfather.

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When my Susie was a little girl, she’d scream blue murder every time she needed to have a vaccine or her blood drawn.

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The genie told me I could have dinner with any five people from history, living or dead, so I chose Abraham Lincoln, John Dillinger, the Zodiac Killer, Marilyn Monroe, and my dear departed grandfather.	14376	TwoSentenceHorror
When my Susie was a little girl, she’d scream blue murder every time she needed to have a vaccine or her blood drawn.	1348	TwoSentenceSadness