/u/FI00p's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Daddy, daddy, look mommy’s home!”, my daughter said jumping up and down with glee.

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I had always wanted to see dinosaurs with my own eyes, and when time travel was discovered, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to finally achieve that dream!

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My dad begged me not to make any noise or the intruders would hear us.

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As I stared into the two beautiful blue eyes of my newborn baby, I was blind with happiness.

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As I took a sip of my water, I realized I made a grave mistake.

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I watched in silence as my dad slung large garbage bags filled with god knows what into the community dumpster.

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I woke up in my bathtub, an immense pain in my side, blood everywhere.

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My dog keeps digging up bones in the backyard and it’s becoming a problem.

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My dog was acting strange, so when I went over to try to calm him down, he unsurprisingly bit me.

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As I invited my neighbor in for a drink, I noticed something weird about her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Daddy, daddy, look mommy’s home!”, my daughter said jumping up and down with glee.	10228
I had always wanted to see dinosaurs with my own eyes, and when time travel was discovered, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to finally achieve that dream!	1034
My dad begged me not to make any noise or the intruders would hear us.	332
As I stared into the two beautiful blue eyes of my newborn baby, I was blind with happiness.	208
As I took a sip of my water, I realized I made a grave mistake.	136
I watched in silence as my dad slung large garbage bags filled with god knows what into the community dumpster.	85
I woke up in my bathtub, an immense pain in my side, blood everywhere.	73
My dog keeps digging up bones in the backyard and it’s becoming a problem.	68
My dog was acting strange, so when I went over to try to calm him down, he unsurprisingly bit me.	44
As I invited my neighbor in for a drink, I noticed something weird about her.	28