/u/FMural's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Earth is home to a population of 8 billion.

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I watched my cat run around the living room, trying to catch the little red dot.

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It's kind of embarrassing, but I run all the way from my car to the door when I come home at night.

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I knew there were people conspiring to kill me.

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There is nothing inside my closet.

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As I lie awake, I can hear the creaking of my house settling in.

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I went to the trial over the murder of my wife knowing full well I was an innocent man.

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I have seen the future!

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"Okay, man, please put the bat down, I've got the money I owe Carlos right over there."

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It's a long fall to the bottom from here.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Earth is home to a population of 8 billion.	385
I watched my cat run around the living room, trying to catch the little red dot.	218
It's kind of embarrassing, but I run all the way from my car to the door when I come home at night.	73
I knew there were people conspiring to kill me.	48
There is nothing inside my closet.	31
As I lie awake, I can hear the creaking of my house settling in.	30
I went to the trial over the murder of my wife knowing full well I was an innocent man.	29
I have seen the future!	26
"Okay, man, please put the bat down, I've got the money I owe Carlos right over there."	22
It's a long fall to the bottom from here.	21