/u/FagnusTwatfield's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Aliens weren't alarmed when they visited a dead Earth, they'd seen wiped out Planets before.

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Some poor deranged kid broke into the morgue that I work in, drove a stake through all the dead bodies then stabbed himself in the throat.

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"And for just $20 for a half hour you too can completely escape reality in a mindwipe"

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As a Warrior and a Leader, I made a deal with the Devil that I would never die.

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"And so you see sir, we have this photograph of you walking with the victim on the night of her disappearance"

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"It's not fair!" The girl sobbed. "You never let me keep their hands"

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You know when you hear a piece of music and it sounds off but then it clicks and you siddenly recognise the melody?

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"Of course I won't go for a drink with you" she laughed "I'm not blind!!"

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"Reddits top broadcast right now"

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Being a polite Englishman in a foreign country I refrained from complaining when the waiter brought me a meat dish instead of the exotic eggs he promised.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Aliens weren't alarmed when they visited a dead Earth, they'd seen wiped out Planets before.	38
Some poor deranged kid broke into the morgue that I work in, drove a stake through all the dead bodies then stabbed himself in the throat.	37
"And for just $20 for a half hour you too can completely escape reality in a mindwipe"	37
As a Warrior and a Leader, I made a deal with the Devil that I would never die.	37
"And so you see sir, we have this photograph of you walking with the victim on the night of her disappearance"	34
"It's not fair!" The girl sobbed. "You never let me keep their hands"	33
You know when you hear a piece of music and it sounds off but then it clicks and you siddenly recognise the melody?	32
"Of course I won't go for a drink with you" she laughed "I'm not blind!!"	29
"Reddits top broadcast right now"	28
Being a polite Englishman in a foreign country I refrained from complaining when the waiter brought me a meat dish instead of the exotic eggs he promised.	26