/u/FagnusTwatfield's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"All I'm saying is that there is no reason that ethnic groups can't co-exist"

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Lets put an end to this nonsense that someone, in any sense of the word, was "abducted"

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You know when your ears sort of "pop" and the frequency seems to change?

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"I'm sorry sir but we have to foreclose your Farm, I'm surprised the 3 bankmen we sent before didn't mention This, it's a shame though, it's great soil, what's your secret?"

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Christ, what have you done to me" I said as he jerked the knife out of one of the many holes of my tied up body.

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1..2...1...2...testing..testing.

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Knowing the torture Demons would be on Earth for a year I built a bunker with enough supplies to last me for 12 months and set the door to only open after it was all over.

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I used to get paranoid that I was eating really loudly

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"Your whole life again! With all the knowledge you have now, imagine the good you could achieve!" The Spirit said.

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After the murder the police seemed confused as they dragged me away screaming "you'll never catch me!!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"All I'm saying is that there is no reason that ethnic groups can't co-exist"	11
Lets put an end to this nonsense that someone, in any sense of the word, was "abducted"	10
You know when your ears sort of "pop" and the frequency seems to change?	10
"I'm sorry sir but we have to foreclose your Farm, I'm surprised the 3 bankmen we sent before didn't mention This, it's a shame though, it's great soil, what's your secret?"	9
Christ, what have you done to me" I said as he jerked the knife out of one of the many holes of my tied up body.	9
1..2...1...2...testing..testing.	9
Knowing the torture Demons would be on Earth for a year I built a bunker with enough supplies to last me for 12 months and set the door to only open after it was all over.	8
I used to get paranoid that I was eating really loudly	7
"Your whole life again! With all the knowledge you have now, imagine the good you could achieve!" The Spirit said.	7
After the murder the police seemed confused as they dragged me away screaming "you'll never catch me!!"	7