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Since getting Tinnitus my friends all ask me if the constant noise drives me crazy

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"We will never get in!" Squealed the young one impatiently.

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Why does everyone laugh when I scream "Orange man bad?"

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"I simply will not allow myself to be insulted by an upstart such as yourself but as a gentleman I'll allow you the choice of Pistols or Swords!"

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When I was away at work I heard a lot of rumours that my girlfriend was being unfaithful.

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As I lay in hospital immobile i lamented the fact that even after the heart and Lung transplant I couldn't stop Smoking.

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And all the progressive scientists celebrated the discovery that certain lifestyles were infact genetic rather than socially constructed.

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It occurs to me Darling, as I finish my last ciggaratte before the mammoth job ahead, that this would be a beautiful countryside to take the kids after all this work is done.

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I stared in horror at my reflection.

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I was always told to approach every difficult situation with Courage.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Since getting Tinnitus my friends all ask me if the constant noise drives me crazy	7
"We will never get in!" Squealed the young one impatiently.	7
Why does everyone laugh when I scream "Orange man bad?"	7
"I simply will not allow myself to be insulted by an upstart such as yourself but as a gentleman I'll allow you the choice of Pistols or Swords!"	7
When I was away at work I heard a lot of rumours that my girlfriend was being unfaithful.	6
As I lay in hospital immobile i lamented the fact that even after the heart and Lung transplant I couldn't stop Smoking.	6
And all the progressive scientists celebrated the discovery that certain lifestyles were infact genetic rather than socially constructed.	6
It occurs to me Darling, as I finish my last ciggaratte before the mammoth job ahead, that this would be a beautiful countryside to take the kids after all this work is done.	5
I stared in horror at my reflection.	5
I was always told to approach every difficult situation with Courage.	4