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Living alone never scared me.

77 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Turns out this whole time I've had a twin Brother all along.

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"Youre here about the chairs in the ad ? Dont worry he always barks, come in"

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I asked the Genie to be the most beautiful woman for 100 miles.

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"Sorry about my Mother doctor, she probably just ran out of the room because this is the first time I've been injured"

61 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I smiled as I layed out the tray of Hambugers before my boss, hoping to impress him with an unforgettable luncheon.

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This morning I woke up with one leg.

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I thought it was hilarious telling my Husband that I found a way to check the incognito history.

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10

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you're cunning, ambitious and the epitomy of a ruler" the King said

48 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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