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Jesus wept.

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"Listen, weve all had our memories erased so let's work together and put someone in charge, I recommend the cop guy" She said pointing at me.

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After the 3rd kill she screamed and begged for me to ignore the voices.

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I'm so lonely sometimes that I just need to borrow someone to be my friend.

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At 11, Stephanie was too scared to tell anyone about her secret brother who only lived for a day.

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The Aliens weren't alarmed when they visited a dead Earth, they'd seen wiped out Planets before.

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"Extra strong double glazing, no burglar will pull the wool over my eyes!"

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"They're identical twins Doctor, how can one be so insane and one be so normal?"

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Some poor deranged kid broke into the morgue that I work in, drove a stake through all the dead bodies then stabbed himself in the throat.

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It wasnt the rope, nor the strangulation, the tongue or even the blueness that stuck with me

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jesus wept.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
"Listen, weve all had our memories erased so let's work together and put someone in charge, I recommend the cop guy" She said pointing at me.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
After the 3rd kill she screamed and begged for me to ignore the voices.	41	TwoSentenceSadness
I'm so lonely sometimes that I just need to borrow someone to be my friend.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
At 11, Stephanie was too scared to tell anyone about her secret brother who only lived for a day.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
The Aliens weren't alarmed when they visited a dead Earth, they'd seen wiped out Planets before.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
"Extra strong double glazing, no burglar will pull the wool over my eyes!"	38	TwoSentenceSadness
"They're identical twins Doctor, how can one be so insane and one be so normal?"	38	TwoSentenceHorror
Some poor deranged kid broke into the morgue that I work in, drove a stake through all the dead bodies then stabbed himself in the throat.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
It wasnt the rope, nor the strangulation, the tongue or even the blueness that stuck with me	37	TwoSentenceSadness