/u/Fake_Eleanor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Fun fact: although they look dangerous, no one in recorded history has been killed by coconut crabs.”

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I couldn’t remember seeing the app before, and the icon hurt my eyes to look at, so I pressed the screen to delete it.

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As I was watching the movie, I realized that everyone who appeared in it was now dead.

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I couldn’t quite read the sign, no matter how much I squinted or how far I leaned forward, until I took a few steps closer.

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I gave my left nut — to whom, or even what, I'm still not sure — to go back and live my twenties again.

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They say that when you’re going through Hell you should keep going, and when you’re in a hole you should stop digging. NSFW

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We used to joke that if there was ever a nuclear war, cockroaches would rule the world.

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She bent closer to investigate, poking a spot on my left side just below my ribcage with her fingernail, and asked "Does that hurt?"

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"Malignant," my doctor said.

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She really listened when I talked about my problems, and sympathized, and hugged me tight, then said it had been irresponsible of my parents to have another kid given their finances.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Fun fact: although they look dangerous, no one in recorded history has been killed by coconut crabs.”	1227
I couldn’t remember seeing the app before, and the icon hurt my eyes to look at, so I pressed the screen to delete it.	355
As I was watching the movie, I realized that everyone who appeared in it was now dead.	129
I couldn’t quite read the sign, no matter how much I squinted or how far I leaned forward, until I took a few steps closer.	43
I gave my left nut — to whom, or even what, I'm still not sure — to go back and live my twenties again.	32
They say that when you’re going through Hell you should keep going, and when you’re in a hole you should stop digging. NSFW	17
We used to joke that if there was ever a nuclear war, cockroaches would rule the world.	15
She bent closer to investigate, poking a spot on my left side just below my ribcage with her fingernail, and asked "Does that hurt?"	13
"Malignant," my doctor said.	12
She really listened when I talked about my problems, and sympathized, and hugged me tight, then said it had been irresponsible of my parents to have another kid given their finances.	8