/u/Faygo_Soda's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I needed to teach my son the ways of the mafia, so I gave him a gun and told him to shoot some practice dummies.

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There's nothing better than the feeling of a cat resting its head in your hand.

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As a mob boss, very few things bring a smile to my face and one of them is my son.

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I happily exit the maternity ward with a baby boy in my arms and I feel like a new woman.

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I walked out of the maternity ward, holding a baby boy and feeling like a new woman.

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My son was growing up and it was time to train him to be the next leader of my mafia.

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I went on r/place.

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The young couple screamed and cried as my mafia goons restrained them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I needed to teach my son the ways of the mafia, so I gave him a gun and told him to shoot some practice dummies.	53
There's nothing better than the feeling of a cat resting its head in your hand.	25
As a mob boss, very few things bring a smile to my face and one of them is my son.	16
I happily exit the maternity ward with a baby boy in my arms and I feel like a new woman.	12
I walked out of the maternity ward, holding a baby boy and feeling like a new woman.	7
My son was growing up and it was time to train him to be the next leader of my mafia.	4
I went on r/place.	1
The young couple screamed and cried as my mafia goons restrained them.	1