/u/FemboyDictator's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I said I would treat him like a king, your honor.”

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“Shut your damn mouth!” I shouted, clasping my hand over my child’s mouth.

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I scoffed when my wife claimed she beheaded me while I slept.

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I was quite displeased when nobody seemed to remember my birthday, but was presently surprised at my work.

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They say the eyes are the window to the soul.

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The mother held her son’s hand for the last time, giving it one tight squeeze.

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I chuckled giddily as my buddy told me ”Nice cock” while in the locker room. NSFW

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“1F 2M”, said the note on my doorknob.

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I scoffed when my wife held up the middle finger to me after an arguement and left without a word.

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The last trial ended up in a hung jury.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I said I would treat him like a king, your honor.”	310
“Shut your damn mouth!” I shouted, clasping my hand over my child’s mouth.	92
I scoffed when my wife claimed she beheaded me while I slept.	76
I was quite displeased when nobody seemed to remember my birthday, but was presently surprised at my work.	44
They say the eyes are the window to the soul.	28
The mother held her son’s hand for the last time, giving it one tight squeeze.	21
I chuckled giddily as my buddy told me ”Nice cock” while in the locker room. NSFW	16
“1F 2M”, said the note on my doorknob.	14
I scoffed when my wife held up the middle finger to me after an arguement and left without a word.	11
The last trial ended up in a hung jury.	9