WritingPrompts

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[WP] "We do not deal in myths, legends, cryptids, or the supernatural here. We deal with the ordinary. The TOO ordinary. The things that are far too normal to actually exist. The Absolutes. Welcome to the Absolute Recon and Control Organization."	83
[WP] "My father was Thorg Bloodwarrior, Legendary Barbarian Hero and Destroyer of Gods. I'm Thorg Bloodwarrior Jr, School Counselor and Destroyer of Sadness," he said, sharpening his sword on the whetstone in his office.	83
[WP] Turns out they weren't body snatchers or anything. They were a benevolent race who found recently dead humans, mimicked their body and memories, and then lived their life, purely to make their loved ones happy.	82
[WP] "Sire, we discovered that we mistranslated the prophecy. It doesn't say that the hero who will defeat you will be born in this land. It says everyone born in this land is a hero destined to defeat you..."	79
[WP] In an age where anyone could be a Changeling in disguise attempting to kidnap and replace a human, all shops and inns now resort to forcing customers to identify mundane objects in paintings, which Changelings have difficulty doing since they can't see colors.	79
[WP] People always talk about how loyal their dogs are. You wish you had one, because your cat seems to hate you. But one day after being mugged, you find your cat at home somehow has your wallet... and bloody paws.	78
[EU] Peter Parker looked at you in surprise, saying, "How did you know?" You merely said, "I have the power to access a depository of knowledge that nobody else can use. I know everything, Spider-Man. And I want to help." And you opened the Marvel Wiki on your phone to prove it.	77
[EU] Modern day Hogwarts is a much different place than it used to be, especially when they introduce classes based around modern Muggle technology.	76
[WP] You're the world's #1 loser, capable of losing at anything you put your mind to. People hire you to lose at things to make others feel better. However, you've been handed your most difficult assignment to date...	76
[WP] The truth of the Frosty the Snowman tale? The hat was actually a form of phylactery, containing the soul of a kind, albeit jaded Lich named Froste. Anything it was placed on, of sufficient size and proper shape, he could inhabit.	75

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