/u/FennecWF's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your superpower is to speak to the gods. However, when they refused to give you help, you now use your powers to insult them and draw their ire to smite villains while trying to hit you.
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[WP] The gentle old man took the cup of soup from you and looked passively at the massive black sword used as a scarecrow in his field. He said softly, "You may not believe it, young one, but I was once evil incarnate. I almost conquered the world with an army of monsters..."
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[WP] As his closest advisor, you're trying to explain to the Lord of All Darkness why he should send his absolute strongest monsters to kill the hero now, rather than incrementally stronger ones.
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[WP] In a dark future, cooking is life. People spend hours a day learning new recipes and techniques. Progress is at a standstill, except for culinary progress. Because the Man In White will come to you. And ask for your best meal. And if you can't provide it? You're never seen again.
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[WP] There are many planes of existence. A fire plane, a forest plane, a shadow plane. But you? Your people live on the Grocery Store Plane: A world of infinite aisles, departments, and monstrous employees.
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[WP] He is known as The Troper. Most people think he's just precognitive or telepathic. His real power is that he's absolutely genre savvy and always knows exactly what's going on, what cliches are in play, and how to defeat the villain with them.
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[WP] It's difficult to be taken seriously while fighting the Hero of Prophecy when your elderly, sweet mother lives in your evil fortress, too.
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[WP] Minos Taur, the finest Dungeon Manager in the land, journeys from dungeon to dungeon to properly help them prepare for incoming adventurers, from traps to training.
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[WP] A women bears a demon's child in exchange for power... but she already promised her first born to a witch in exchange for riches. The custody battle between witch and demon was legendary.
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