/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] "Back in my day, we didn't have 'team attacks' or 'cinematic battle cutscenes'! We had a text box and you and your enemies stood still on the opposite sides of the screen! And we sure didn't travel with no robots! Young heroes today are spoiled!"
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[WP] The local comic and game shop has great prices, but it's always stressful going there. That's because it's an abandoned castle just outside of town, where all of the nerd paraphernalia has been hoarded by a dragon, who is extremely judgemental.
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[WP] You find yourself in a dreary flea market while on vacation to the Midwest, but start to recognize the items on sale: All of it is stuff you've lost over your life.
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[WP] Every family has a patron deity. But in the modern age, they're treated more like pets than venerated gods to be worshipped.
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[WP] Dearest Fairy Godchild, Due to an issue with my magic, I cannot make it to assist you in finding your true love this night. Therefore, I have sent my substitute. He owes me a favor and therefore shall be considered your Fairy Goddragon. Signed, Your Fairy Godmother
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[WP] You quit your accounting job and moved into a cabin in the woods to escape all that stress. Turns out, you picked an enchanted forest where the animals can talk and have their own society. You find yourself now working for Forest Finance.
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[WP] You were born to a god of serpents and a goddess of evil. With the head of a snake and pitch black skin, you were told you would be the new god of chaos. So you decided... to be a good guy and get along with the mortals.
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[WP] You bet your soul to the Devil that you would never die until you solved a Rubik's Cube. He laughed at first, but so far, it's been 3 million years since that day and you've resisted all urge to solve one.
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[WP] The good news: You were chosen by random happenstance to be a cool masked superhero in Japan and fight for justice. The bad news: You were there on vacation and don't speak a word of Japanese, so you have no idea what's going on.
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